Bumbling Bike Thief
by Kip Jenkins, Ridgway
Jun 24, 2008 | 800 views | 0 0 comments | 9 9 recommendations | email to a friend | print
On Friday evening my bike was stolen while I was attending a fundraiser at Ridgway’s coolest place to hang out, the Independence Café. The bike was returned to me the next day! I want to thank the Ridgway Police Department for their quick response in getting the bike back to me. Also, a big thanks to Ken Miller who turned the bike into the police after finding it crashed and abandoned in his front yard.

And finally, thanks to the villain who took my bike in the first place. You taught me to start using a lock and provided a good laugh as well. The thought of you crashing less than two blocks from the crime scene was just plain funny! While you have obvious skills at stealing a bike, you seem to lack the basic skills necessary to actually ride one! If you plan on stealing my bike in the future, please let me know in advance and I will throw on some training wheels for ya!

Thanks again to everyone involved!

– Kip Jenkins, Ridgway

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