And finally, thanks to the villain who took my bike in the first place. You taught me to start using a lock and provided a good laugh as well. The thought of you crashing less than two blocks from the crime scene was just plain funny! While you have obvious skills at stealing a bike, you seem to lack the basic skills necessary to actually ride one! If you plan on stealing my bike in the future, please let me know in advance and I will throw on some training wheels for ya!
Thanks again to everyone involved!
– Kip Jenkins, Ridgway